The Duchess of Sussex has been unceremoniously dumped by luxury fashion giant Luro, the Italian brand known for its exquisite cashmere and skyhigh price tags.

The deal was supposed to feature Megan as the face of their upcoming campaign, which would have netted her $2.2 million and a chance to rub shoulders with the world’s wealthiest fashionists.

However, the execution of Megan’s Netflix fashion disaster turned out to be a disaster of epic proportions.

The series hit Netflix like a lead balloon, with critics calling it toned deaf and a masterclass in self-absorption.

The real nail in the coffin was Megan’s much-hyped wardrobe meant to be the Crown Jewel of the show. The Loro P pieces in particular were styled in ways that left fashion insiders recoiling in horror. A $7,000 cashmere coat was paired with clashing neon accessories looking more like a thrift store mishap than a luxury statement.

Luro P’s legal team was already drafting termination papers by the time the credits rolled on the first episode. By the next morning, Megan’s $2.2 million deal was nothing but a memory. They didn’t even give her a heads up one minute, one minute she was dreaming of Kashmir Thrones the next she was out in the told it was brutal.

Megan predictably didn’t take the rejection lying down, reports from her Inner Circle paint a picture of a woman scorned pacing her Monaco mansion in rage as she fired off furious calls to her team.

Sources close to her said she had spent months planning how to leverage Loro into her own fashion Empire now she’s screaming about betrayal and threatening to sue.

Luro P has wasted no time distancing itself from the Fiasco, issuing a toe statement about reassessing partnerships and promptly removing any trace of Megan from their upcoming plans. Rumors suggest they are already cting a new face someone with less baggage and a better grasp of understated chic.